RETIREMENT – Funny Jokes

August 21, 2007 · Print This Article

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I
called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

It’s important at my age…

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