TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT WORK— Funny Jokes

August 21, 2007 · Print This Article

“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up a contact lens without using my hands.”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
“Amen”
“Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

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