TEMPLATE – RESPONDING TO A REJECTION LETTER – Funny Jokes

August 21, 2007 · Print This Article

The next time you get a rejection letter from a prospective employer.
Dear [name of the person who sent the rejection letter],

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation/job change, holiday, etc. – get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

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