QUOTES FROM POOR EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS -Funny Jokes

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
His staff would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I would not allow this associate to breed.

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

This young person has delusions of adequacy.

She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

This associate should go far – and the sooner he starts the better.

This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.