20 Rejected Inspirational Posters – Funny Jokes

August 21, 2007 · Print This Article

We put the “k” in “kwality.”
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the gravity of the situation.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
Hang in there; retirement is only 30 years away!
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity… Probably has a scapegoat.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK… means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
When the going gets tough, the tough, take a coffee break.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Aim Low; Reach Your Goals; Avoid Disappointment.
We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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