BAR PEANUTS- Funny Jokes

February 13, 2008 · Print This Article

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he takes a sip, he hears a voice saying “Nice Haircut!” He takes another drink and hears the voice again. This time it says “Nice Tie!”

He takes a final drink, and again he hears the voice say “Nice shoes!”

He calls over the bartender and says, “You may think Im crazy, but every time I take a drink, I hear a voice.”

The bartender says “Youre not crazy, its the peanuts… theyre complimentary!”

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