Why We Love Children Part 1 – Funny Jokes

October 23, 2007 · Print This Article

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT ? ! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,”explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

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