Whale of a Joke – Funny Jokes

October 2, 2007 · Print This Article

So these two whales, male and female, are swimming happily through the ocean.

On seeing a boat, the male says, “Hey, I’ve got a great idea! Let’s swim up under that boat and blow out really hard through our blowholes!”

The female says, “Uh… I don’t know…”

“Come on, it’ll be fun, come on, just this once!”

The female agrees and they swim up under the boat and blow out, capsizing the boat and sending hapless sailors into the briny blue. As they are swimming away, the male says, “Wow, that was fun, wasn’t it?”

Hey! I’ve got another idea! Let’s swim back there and eat all the sailors!”

The female, exasperated, replies, “Look, I agreed to the blow job, but I’m not swallowing any seamen.”


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