Spiked Hair – Funny Jokes

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and and sat down next to him . He had spiked hair in different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him & said sarcastically, “What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”