Lucky Dog – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others “I was eating my dinner and my owner’s two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I bit her. Now they are going to put me to sleep.” The German Shepherd said “I was at the park and mauled this annoying little poodle yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep.” The Great Dane said “My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her .” “So are you in here to be put to sleep too?” asked the others. “No, I’m here to have my nails clipped!”

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