Little Johnny and His Goldfish – Funny Jokes

One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “Whatcha doin?” he asks.

Little Johnny replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.”

“That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain’t it?” asked the neighbor.

Little Johnny shouts back, “That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat!”