Unionized Brothel – Funny Jokes

October 4, 2007 · Print This Article

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a Convention in Las Vegas and decided tocheck out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?” No,” she replied, “I’m sorry, it isn’t.” “Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?” “The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00.” Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House.” The man asked, “And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00.” That’s more like it!!” the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde and said, “I’d like her for the night.” I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam, then pointing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has seniority


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