SENIOR HALLOWEEN – Funny Jokes

An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, decided to dress up and go out. The woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, “You can’t go out like that!”

She said, “I can go any way I like and so can you.”

He retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhaker.

The old woman says, “You’re going out like that?”

He replies, “Yep, if you can go as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tator.”