ONE DAY WHEN I’M RETIRED MAYBE I’LL DO THIS – Funny Jokes

“I’m a retired person, and some days I have some free time, soooo…

“Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about five minutes; when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

“I went up to him and said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

“He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

“He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a bonehead.

“He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

“This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

“Personally, I didn’t care. “I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important at my age. I never did find out whose car that was.