OLD TIMERS – Funny Jokes

December 20, 2007 · Print This Article

Stan and Gordon, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Stan didn’t show up. Gordon didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Stan hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Gordon really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Gordon didn’t know where
Stan lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Gordon figured he had seen the last of Stan, but one day, Gordon approached the park and — lo and behold! –there sat Stan!
Gordon was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Stan, what in the world happened to you?’

Stan replied, ‘I have been in jail.’

‘Jail?’ cried Gordon. ‘What in the world for?’

‘Well,’ Stan said, ‘you know Linda, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?’

‘Yeah,’ said Gordon, ‘I remember her. What about her?’

‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’ and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’


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