Marriage (Part I) – Funny Jokes

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing

When I want with my old buddies, and don’t you

Give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said:

“No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

Here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.”