MARRIAGE HEADSTONES-Funny Jokes

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!”

“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads

‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!”