IMPORTANT STOCK TIP – Poop Jokes

Just received this from my broker. I normally don’t pass on stock tips but I thought this exception would be OK. If you hold any of the following stocks, please review. American Can Co. Interstate Water Co. National Gas Co. Northern Tissue Co. Due to the uncertain market conditions, at this present time, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.