Husband Wanted – Funny Jokes

December 20, 2007 · Print This Article

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to
get married again. So she put an ad in the local
newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay, she opened
the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel chair. He had
no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are
you?” the widow said.
“Just look at you – you have no legs!”

The old gentleman smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run
around on you!”
< BR “You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, “Therefore, I can never
beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, “A re you
still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,”
I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday…

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