His and Her Diaries – Funny Jokes

October 20, 2007 · Print This Article

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long,

so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,

but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.

He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can’t explain his behaviour.
I don’t know why he didn’t say ‘I love you’ too.
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,

and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love,

but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep – I cried.

I don’t know what to do.

I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

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