Favours – Rude Jokes

May 23, 2007 · Print This Article

Men beware of the favours you do. lol.


Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob’s standing there, taking care of his business. He wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob tohelp him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, “Ah, OK, sure, I’ll help you.” The man asks “Can you unzip my zipper?” Bob says, “OK.” Then theman says, “Can you pull it out for me?” Bob replies, “Uh, yeah, OK.” Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair
clumps, rashes,moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. The guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, “Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Bob says, “No problem, but what the hell’s wrong with your penis?” The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, “I don’t know, but until I find out, I ain’t touching it.”

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