Dream Auction – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she’d just had. “I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10.”

Husband: “What about one my size?”

Wife: “Didn’t get a bid!”

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he’d had a dream too: “I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10.”

Wife: “What about ones like mine?”

Husband: “That’s where they held the auction.”

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