DON’T MESS WITH A WOMEN – Funny Jokes

October 20, 2007 · Print This Article

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife’ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go un rewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out. ‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? ‘She replied with a snicker…’It’s not talcum powder……It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.’

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