BullSHiT – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then, H A R D W O R K (8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11) = 98%

K N O W L E D G E (11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5) = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E (1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5) = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T (2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20) = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top!

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