WISDOM – Funny Jokes

October 4, 2007 · Print This Article

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman…neither works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

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