Good Questions – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
“I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out”?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being
would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a
radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they
ask where the bathroom is?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They’re both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is
there to hear him, is he still wrong?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song , Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are
over a billion stars in the universe, you believe
them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?


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