The Shrinks Observations

January 18, 2011

A shrink is conducting group therapy with three young mothers and their small children.

“You all have obsessions,” he observes.

He speaks to the first mother “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turns to the second mom “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

The third mother quickly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on Dick, let’s get outta here.”

NASA Space Pen

January 16, 2011

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

CSI Search with Blacklight

January 15, 2011

This is a nasty joke video, but really funny. I got it from a friend a long time ago, and was recently reminded of it. Wish I knew what TV show or commercial it was from… do you know?

Conan O’Brien on verbal skills

January 15, 2011

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.”

–Conan O’Brien

How To Tell A Joke

January 14, 2011

This is one that Willis sent me from Youtube… it is a classic Johnny moment… you gotta have a watch of this… especially if you want to grab technique on joke telling…

For more information on joke telling check this page out – HOW TO TELL JOKES.

Italian Cork Soakers

January 13, 2011

My lovely wife finally found this video on another funny good jokes web site.

My good buddy Dan had talked about it a few times as one of the funniest Italian skits he had seen. I am so impressed with this skit from SNL… Jimmy, we will always miss your SNL style… keep laughin

Italian cork soakers from Chris Gibbons on Vimeo.

Mountain Dew Commercial

January 12, 2011

Maybe I don’t watch enough TV or maybe it’s just that I have been really out of the loop for a while, but I went online searching for funny good jokes to watch and this Mountain Dew Commercial came up. It is really creative… I love Kung Fu movies, this is such a good mock of those…

For more Funny Commercials, please click on LOL Commercials above…

Have a good laugh today…

Mickey’s Funny Jokes

January 11, 2011

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking goofy!”

The Drama of the Hunters

January 11, 2011

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Little Jonny Always Has The Answer

January 10, 2011

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.” Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”

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