CSI Search with Blacklight

January 15, 2011

This is a nasty joke video, but really funny. I got it from a friend a long time ago, and was recently reminded of it. Wish I knew what TV show or commercial it was from… do you know?

Conan O’Brien on verbal skills

January 15, 2011

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.”

–Conan O’Brien

How To Tell A Joke

January 14, 2011

This is one that Willis sent me from Youtube… it is a classic Johnny moment… you gotta have a watch of this… especially if you want to grab technique on joke telling…

For more information on joke telling check this page out – HOW TO TELL JOKES.

Italian Cork Soakers

January 13, 2011

My lovely wife finally found this video on another funny good jokes web site.

My good buddy Dan had talked about it a few times as one of the funniest Italian skits he had seen. I am so impressed with this skit from SNL… Jimmy, we will always miss your SNL style… keep laughin

Italian cork soakers from Chris Gibbons on Vimeo.

Mountain Dew Commercial

January 12, 2011

Maybe I don’t watch enough TV or maybe it’s just that I have been really out of the loop for a while, but I went online searching for funny good jokes to watch and this Mountain Dew Commercial came up. It is really creative… I love Kung Fu movies, this is such a good mock of those…

For more Funny Commercials, please click on LOL Commercials above…

Have a good laugh today…

Mickey’s Funny Jokes

January 11, 2011

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking goofy!”

The Drama of the Hunters

January 11, 2011

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Little Jonny Always Has The Answer

January 10, 2011

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.” Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”

James Van Der Beek on James Van Der Beek

January 10, 2011

FIRST DATE

May 23, 2007

At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the night, the guy decides to try for the first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a good night kiss?” Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!” “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?” “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!” “No way. It’s just too risky!” “Oh please, please, I like you so much!!” “No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!” “Oh yes you can. Please?” “No, no. I just can’t.” “I beg you…” Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button…” bornsillyjokes.com SO SORRY (a letter from a Father to a potential son-in-law) Dear Moe, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize that motorcycles aren’t really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park. Sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can’t learn everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses, and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter. Sincerely, Your future father-in-law P.S. Congratulations on winning this week’s lottery.

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